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RE: Real Rescue Phone Calls....sigh....

Molly Palmer
Thu, 20 Mar 2003 02:50:36 -0800

Funny, number 6 would be the only option I would ever been even remotely
likely to pick...

I have actually been in the Option 31 "It's the dog or me" situation, with
my previous partner.  Naturally I chose the dog.  No contest.

Molly (& Santa, who doesn't believe a word when I tell him he's being
rehomed.  He knows we're all moving house soon!)



>>You have reached the rescue phone.  Due to the high volume of calls we
have been receiving, please listen closely to the following options and
choose the one that best describes your situation:

>>Press 6 if you have three Brittanys, had a baby and want to place the
baby.


>>And finally, press 31 if your new boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't like
your Brittany and you are too stupid to get rid of the new friend (who will
dump you in the next month anyway) instead of the Brittany.

>>For those of you laughing or shaking your heads in disbelief, please be
assured ALL of these calls have happened, except for No. 6.

>>Vilma Briggs (Kistner)
>>Mt. Gilead, OH
>>U-UD Mocha Java Slurp, UDX, HIC, TT
>>Ch. Brighteye Expresso Bean, UD, NDD, TT
>>U-CDX Our Little Buddy, UD, NA, TT
>>Thirdtym's A Charm, CGC
>>and now Pogo


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