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RE: Berners & their special cars

Molly Palmer
Thu, 20 Mar 2003 03:09:51 -0800

Santa, too, has a "special" car that he prefers to ride in.  Unfortunately,
it is the aforementioned dark green Range Rover belonging to Michaela
Simmons!  Santa absolutely adores it and becomes fairly uncontrollable in
his efforts to throw himself aboard.

When Michaela's beautiful Range Rover is not around, however, he will get
into pretty much anything.  In fact, on occasions he has been known to
launch himself into the boot (trunk) of cars belonging to unsuspecting
strangers, just because it was open when he was passing.  This is somewhat
embarrassing (and screamingly funny) but so far, luckily, we have not had a
bad reaction to it.  Santa jumps into the car and sits there smiling at the
startled owner, who always then seems to smile back at him.

Santa's own vehicle is a nice, green, er, van.  The Renault details describe
it as a "Kangoo Estate" but, let's not get coy here, it is basically a van
with a bench seat in the back.  It is the most practical thing I have ever
owned and although it isn't loaded with sex appeal, it is certainly easily
loaded with dogs, firewood, shopping, mud, bales of straw, assorted items on
their way to the charity shop, slobber, wet dog towels and even a wardrobe
at one stage.  Best of all?  The seats just brush clean and there's not a
scrap of carpet in it, so it can even be hosed out if necessary.  Air
conditioning and a lovely CD player too.  Fantastic.  And Santa seems to
like it.  Except when that swish Range Rover is around...  <sigh>  Where did
he learn to be such a snob?  Harvey?  Did you teach him?  If so, could you
also give him a couple of lessons in decorum?  Please?

Molly & Santa
Sunny Cornwall, UK

-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Michaela Simmons
Sent: 19 March 2003 13:30
To: Bernese Mountain Dog Mailing List
Subject: Berners & their special cars


Am I really the only one whose dog is particular to a certain brand of car?

I'm ashamed to say that Harvey appears to be a terrible snob when it comes
to travelling. He will either travel in a dark green Range Rover or refuse
to set paw in it. Seriously. My friends cars, my husband's car, rental cars,
taxis - forget it. Different colour Range Rover - ditto. No way. I laid him
a trait of treats, put his food bowl in it, I coaxed, pleaded, got angry.
Nothing. He won't get in the car.  And this isn't a stubborn or wilful dog
in any other way.

Where did I go wrong??????????

Michaela, Harvey & Rupert ( I travel in anything!)
Devon/UK


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