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[Blackbelly] Oregon Mud

Barb Lee
Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:06:05 -0800

I don't know sort of madness it is that occasionally grips an Oregonian 
and sends them out in the relentless rain in search of self-fulfillment 
at the end of a shovel.  Maybe it's a form of feeble protest against the 
oncoming seven months or so of dreary, gray, weeping skies.  This 
morning and yesterday morning, I suited up and took my carriage horses 
out for a spin in the rain.  They're bored and depressed too.  Doors 
wide open, raincoats on, they don't do anything but hang their heads out 
the door and poop in their stalls all day and beg to be fed.  The 
blackbellies are all huddled inside too.  I have a pretty good thing 
going with the bedding for them.  They've got a deep pack of sawdust 
heavily laden with "stall sweetener."  Every day I shoo them out, crank 
the handles of my ancient Troybilt sideways and zoom around their 12x24 
stall, fluffing the bedding and redistributing it.  Only rarely do I 
have to remove wet bedding and there's little or no smell, although on 
the first promising stretch of dry, I'll go fetch a pickup load of fresh 
dry sawdust to till in.  That should keep them until I toss their wimpy 
butts out around the first of April.

The rain will only be interrupted by snow in the coming week.  No sign 
of the missing 72% of sunlight that we won't see until spring.  Despite 
grading, geo-cloth and 6" of 1 1/2" minus rock, the area around the 
horse stall doors has gotten pretty mucky and they hate stepping their 
dainty little tootsies out into the goop.  I guess several years of 
heavy animal traffic have finally destroyed the cloth and sent the rock 
to perdition.  We put some rock in front of the doors this fall, but it 
seems to be floating in a quivering mass of brown goo.  I foresee a 
truckload of fresh rock next summer.  I even bladed the whole area off 
down to rock before the wet came.  But Oregon Mud will not be denied.  I 
scraped the skiff of muck away from the blackbelly stall doors earlier. 
They are so funny.  There is a short piece of railroad tie just about 
where the rock leaves off.  Beyond that I laid a treated 2 x 12 plank 
with traction cleats on it.  Beyond that a short piece of plywood.  It's 
an absolute hoot, watching the ladies lift their skirts and twinkle-toe 
down first one piece of wood then another, to avoid the hoof-high skiff 
of soft ground that they must negotiate going from barn to pasture. 
Even when they're in a blackbelly-panic to leave, several of them will 
opt for the boards, which is hysterical, because its hard to panic and 
walk a single-file board at the same time.  Half the time, if the rain's 
falling, they'll clot up at the door but refuse to step outside.  So 
much for the Black-Death-Human-coming blackbelly panic.

Anyway, Oregon Mud Fever was upon me today and I had to go out - ALWAYS 
inadequately dressed - and de-slop the area in front of the horse 
stalls.  Despite having bladed it off in the fall, I probably shoved at 
least two yards of High Quality Oregon Mudslide Grade muck off the 
gravel.  Upon hearing the first clunk of shovel against gravel, the 
Blackbellies all decided The Black Death was upon them and they came 
spraying out of the barn as if from the end of a fire hose.  I leaned on 
my shovel and watched in amazement as one lamb nearly broke her neck 
repeatedly trying to force her way through a cattle panel, when a four 
foot gate stood wide open not 18" to her left (towards me).  She finally 
figured it out and departed with all due haste.  Amazing creatures, 
these Blackbellies.

Well, I received the Cure for Oregon Mud Fever, enduring sucking mud, 
leaky Gore-Tex and soaking wet jeans between the bottom of the rain coat 
and the top of the knee-high boots.  At least I didn't slip and fall 
face first into it like I usually do. That should keep me for awhile. 
Ha ha, Mother Nature!  Take That!  I swat you with a square nosed shovel 
and thumb my runny nose at you with a wet glove!  I cordoned the horses 
away from the newly created mudslide and came in to exchange my Winter 
Baptismal garments for something dry, warm and baggy.  Hot coffee in 
hand, I'll sink into a chair in the sunroom-dubbed-rainroom (because 
it's bright in there on dreary days, owing to many windows and 
skylights), and watch the stormclouds skudding over the canyon until 
it's dark and I need to go back out and feed.

Peace and joy, warmth and shelter to all,
Barb Lee 


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