Bryon Daly
Thu, 03 Apr 2003 11:52:05 -0800
William T Goodall wrote: > On Wednesday, April 2, 2003, at 07:36 pm, Andrew Crystall wrote: > > > On 2 Apr 2003 at 16:44, William T Goodall wrote: > > > >> > >> On Wednesday, April 2, 2003, at 01:24 pm, John D. Giorgis wrote: > >> > >>> At 12:19 PM 4/2/2003 +0100 William T Goodall wrote: > >>>> Isn't religion just so very very evil? I think it should be banned. > >>> > >>> That sounds like your religion. > >> > >> LOL! I don't have a religion. > > > > Yes you do. > > No I don't. > > > It's anti-religion. > > No it isn't. > > > And hate it as you might, it's a > > religion. > > No it isn't. > > > Plain and simple. > > Wrong again! > > > It's bigotry, > > No it isn't.
Haven't I seen this conversation before? Ah, now I remember! ...
Perhaps we should call it a draw?
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ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT: Hah!
[clunk]
Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
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