PANGosaurus
Wed, 12 Feb 2003 19:19:33 -0800
Colext/Macondo Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior --------------------------------------------------
[PANG] No te afanes, Fernando, si te cuento que "Dame Edna" es un "man," un comediante, mediohumorista, que se viste con ropas de señora gobernadora y le echa insultos y cacharrerías a quien se le ponga por delante en su programa (es como un Don Rickles, versión australiana) . Mejor no meneallo, como decía Sancho Panza, que a quienes lo tomen en serio, él les está metiendo un gooo gooooo goooool! de película. (;O)= PANGosaurusBacatensis========== ========CyberCogito ergo CyberSum > [Original Message] > From: Fernando Guzman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: ColExt <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 2/7/2003 10:57:11 AM > Subject: Colext: Vanity Fair > > Colext/Macondo > Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior > -------------------------------------------------- > > Acabo de recibir el siguiente mensaje de alguien que lee Vanity Fair. > Yo ni la leo, ni la miro ni la huelo :-) De todas maneras, la > protesta est=E1 interesante. > > --=20 > Fernando Guzman > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > # To whom it may concern; > #=20 > # This petition is to request a formal apology from > # Vanity Fair and Dame Edna > # for > # the offensive article regarding Latinos and the > # Spanish language which > # appears > # in the February 2003 issue of Vanity Fair. In the > # meantime, please boycott > # Vanity Fair magazine, and urge others to do the same. > # If you are offended > # by the > # word-for-word transcription below, please copy (rather > # than forward) this > # email > # in a new message, sign it at the end of the list, and > # send it to all of the > # people whom you know. If you receive this list with > # 100 names signed, > # please > # send it to the Editor at: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > #=20 > # And copy me: [EMAIL PROTECTED]> > # Thank you! > # Wendy Maldonado > #=20 > # ___________________________ > #=20 > # Excerpt, Vanity Fair (February 2003), p. 116, Ask Dame > # Edna: > #=20 > # Dear Dame Edna, > #=20 > # I would very much like to learn a foreign language, > # preferably French or > # Italian, but every time I mention this, people tell me > # to learn Spanish > # instead. > # They say, "Everyone is going to be speaking Spanish in > # 10 years. George W. > # Bush > # speaks Spanish." Could this be true? Are we all going > # to have to speak > # Spanish? > #=20 > # Torn Romantic, > # Palm Beach > #=20 > # ---------------------------------------------------------------------= > - > #=20 > # Dear Torn: > #=20 > # Forget Spanish. There's nothing in that language worth > # reading except Don > # Quixote, and a quick listen to the CD of Man of La > # Mancha will take care of > # that. There was a poet named Garcia Lorca, but I'd > # leave him on the > # intellectual > # back burner if I were you. As for everyone's speaking > # it, what twaddle! > # Who > # speaks it that you are really desperate to talk to? > # The help? Your leaf > # blower? > # Study French or German, where there are at least a few > # books worth reading, > # or, > # if you're American, try English. > #=20 > # Dame Edna > #=20 > # ---------------------------------------------------------------------= > - > #=20 > # Dear Editor, > #=20 > # I was infuriated at Dame Edna's response to Torn > # Romantic, Palm Beach > # (Vanity Fair, February 2003). Dame Edna could have > # chosen any number of > # amusing responses; however, she responded using cheap, > # two-dimensional > # stereotypes of Latinos and Latin Americans, revealing > # not only her racism > # but > # also her profound ignorance of who we are. We are not > # just 'the help' and > # the > # 'leaf blowers'. We are architects and activists, > # journalists and doctors, > # governors and athletes, scientists and business > # people. We are Nobel Prize > # Winners and Rhodes Scholars. We speak Spanish, but we > # also speak fluent > # English, > # and many of us speak other languages as well. As of > # last week, we are > # officially > # the largest minority population in the United States > # at 37 million and > # 13%of the > # population. Without us, the economy of this nation and > # the Americas, and > # consequently the world, would come to a complete > # standstill. If Dame Edna > # were > # even remotely cultured or educated, she would have > # read and lost herself in > # the > # exquisite writings of Nobel prize winners Octavio Paz, > # Gabriel > # Garcia-Marquez, > # and Pablo Neruda. She would know that Sor Juana Inez > # de la Cruz was one of > # the > # first feminists and > # poets in the Americas. She would admire Isabel Allende > # and Sandra Cisneros > # for > # their passionate prose and vibrant spirits. And of > # course, if it had not > # been > # for us, the world would not know chocolate! And > # everyone knows life would > # not be > # worth living without chocolate. Finally, I would like > # to point out that > # Dame > # Edna would have NEVER written such blatantly offensive > # material about > # African-Americans or Jews, for obvious reasons. It > # seems that Dame Edna AND > # the > # Editors of Vanity Fair believe that Latinos and Latin > # Americans cannot > # read, > # and even if we could, we would never be Vanity Fair > # readers. For the life > # of > # me, I still cannot figure out why you chose to > # feature Salma Hayek on the > # cover > # and in an article celebrating her success immediately > # following such an > # offensive piece. I demand an apology in print > # in the next issue of Vanity Fair from the Editors and > # from Dame Edna. In > # the > # meantime, I will be mobilizing everyone I know to > # boycott and protest > # Vanity > # Fair. By the way, I am a 31-year old Mexican-American > # woman, with three Ivy > # League degrees, working in New York City at a major > # firm. I sure as hell > # am > # NOT the leaf blower or the help, and I think all of > # you need to go to > # college. > #=20 > # Wendy Maldonado > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > To unsubscribe send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > with UNSUBSCRIBE COLEXT as the BODY of the message. > > Un archivo de colext puede encontrarse en: > http://www.mail-archive.com/colext@talklist.com/ > cortesia de Anibal Monsalve Salazar -------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] with UNSUBSCRIBE COLEXT as the BODY of the message. Un archivo de colext puede encontrarse en: http://www.mail-archive.com/colext@talklist.com/ cortesia de Anibal Monsalve Salazar