Fred Baube
Wed, 15 Aug 2001 04:37:28 -0700
................................. To leave Commie, hyper to http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html ................................. today is a day for straight talk about dangerous behavior ! http://www.geocities.com/snackrelatedmishap/raving.html Rave parties are highly addictive. One-third of young people who are just "experimenting" end up being addicted by the time they are 20. People say that kissing a raver is like licking an entire sheet of LSD while sitting in a Honda Civic full of Nitrous. It's great. You should try it sometime. I mean, DON'T. Raves are bad, mmmkay? Did you know that second-hand raving is responsible for approximately 3,000 deaths annually of non-raves in the United States? Me neither. We might have made that up. I'm not sure. http://www.geocities.com/snackrelatedmishap/main.html "Raves" are "all-night-dance-paries" which usually don't "start" until late at "night". "Rave Parties" are characterized by loud "techno" music, copious amounts of "drugs", and lots and lots of "glow-in-the-dark" crap. Which, of course is evil. These secret, illegal underground parties are often held in dangerous locations like abandoned warehouses, the wilderness, or full scale mock-ups of such 1980's children's favorites such as Castle Greyskull, Cobra Command Center, or the Ewok Tree-Village Playset. These raves could happen anywhere, at any time. In fact, they could be under your bed right now. See why it's important to keep guns in the house? Ravers: Junkies with nicer clothes Of course, we've all heard about the horrible illegal drug-taking at these orgies of self-gratification known as "rave parties". Deadly new designer drugs such as "esctasy" (a mixture of heroin and cocaine), "LSD", and "Plur" (which, to the best of our knowledge, is some kind of PCP analog) make today's ravers no better than the filthy, filthy hippies who once plauged our streets and taught our children that free thought is acceptable. As we all know, there's no way to safely moderate your own drug use. That's just impossible. There is no way to test these tablets of "ecstasy" for adulterants, so don't even try. There is no such thing as "pre-loading". Or "responsible" drug use. That's like, a myth. To learn more about illegal drugs and how they'll fuck you up so badly that you'll never, ever recover and your children's children's children will suffer massive brain damage, you should definately check out the excellent site, freevibe.com. They provide the most unbiased, truthful information pertaining to controlled substances there is. Those jock parties that rich parents let their kids throw are way better than Raves. Plus, they're chock-full of alcohol, which isn't really dangerous, and not really a drug. Most ravers are either high-tech holograms created by evil promoters to make it look like there's a lot of people at the party, or Satan in one of his many disguises. Why go to a rave, dance, and have a good time with really cool people when you can get have a drunken three-way with the captain of the football team at the Holiday Inn?