--- F R E N D Z of martian --- www.martian.fm where earthlings collide world headlines week ending 26 08 00 Hague leads Blair by a whiskey Marrow Christ scares Harvest Festival experimental guinea pigs 'could mutate into stereotypes' pub regular out of depth with Russian submarine joke kindly sparkle glimpsed in tabloid journalist 'was made up' hospital queue entertained by community theatre group Also in martian.fm... THE EDITOR This week I have shapeshifted into Antoni Claudi, a corporate branding consultant hired to boost tourism in Ulster. 'Northern Ireland - justice must be seen to be done to be sure to come again!' http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm MARTIAN JUSTICE This week, the chance to vaporise...Piglet. Did Buffy the Vampire Slayer survive last week's vote? Clue: no. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm TW@ Emails from a thick world. http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm uni.3 A student speaks. http://www.martian.fm/student.htm CONSPIRACY WATCH Remarkable picture of an astral wedding at a matinee of Les Miserables. http://www.martian.fm/conspiracy_index.htm WORST SOUND ON EARTH This week's appalling demo, from experimental jazz combo Patatas Locos. http://www.martian.fm/worst.htm BYPASS Sneer along with us as we showcase some modern art. http://www.martian.fm/bypass.htm YOUR STARS FROM MARS All new martian horoscopes. Be lucky! http://www.martian.fm/stars_from_mars.htm NOBBY The lovable fascist Northern dinosaur welcomes global warming. http://www.martian.fm/nobby_wigan.html to be removed from this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] to add someone to this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/
