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Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:50:22 -0700
The first of the baby-boomers are starting to turn seventy-years old.
In honor of that occasion, a number of popular songs of our era are in the
process of being revised to reflect conditions of the present day.
They include:
1.Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2.The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3.Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4.Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5.Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6.Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
7.Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8.Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9.Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10.Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair
11.Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12.The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
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Do what you want, be who you are & say what you feel because, those who
mind don't matter, & those who matter don't mind.
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