Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake
entire
relationships.
- Sharon
Stone
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
don't
like and just give her a house.
- Rod Stewart
Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
- Carmen Boyle, Olympic luge gold medal winner
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an
airplane.
Either you have diarrhea, or you're
anxious to meet people who do.
- Henry
Kissinger
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black
men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black
pimps.
- Tiger Woods
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad
it is.
- Barbara Bush
And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame
everything on
me. And let there be lawyers, so people
don't blame everything on
Satan."
- George Burns
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold
my purse."
- Sandra
Bullock
My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what
she's reading.
- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple
Computers)
Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My, what an
attractive scrotum!"
- Patricia Arquette
Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's
genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other
women. They say that women
are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just
grateful.
- Robert De Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the
problem?
- Dustin Hoffman
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only
enough blood to run one at a time.
- Robin Williams
THE END
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