Vitruvian Man
Tue, 02 Aug 2005 01:17:09 -0700
HOW MUCH BASBANG CAN HOLD?
On 8/2/05, enda nasution <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
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> How much water can a condom hold?
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> new! posted 7/22/05
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> Whether you're on the giving or receiving end of things,
> you've probably asked yourself, how much water can a condom hold?
> So did we. So we put the scientific method Mrs. Renfroe taught us
> in 7th grade science class to work, with some surprising results.
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> Step 1 - Get a wide variety of condoms
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> We wanted to compare a wide variety of styles - lubed vs. unlubed, large vs.
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> ultra thin vs. regular, etc. So we got together a variety pack of
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> Step 2 - Figure out how to fill them with water
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> This is a new screw-on gasket to keep your condom locked in place during
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> Actually, it's a device we made from plumbing washers to secure the top of
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> Step 3 - Start filling...
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> The average ejaculation produces about half an ounce of fluid.
> The amount shown above represents maybe a week's worth of cum.
> Barely enough to make a decent water balloon, and only a small
> fraction of this condom's capacity. ________________________________
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> Step 4 - And filling...
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> We started filling this Magnum large condom, then sat back and waited as it
> got fuller…and fuller…and fuller. The brand lived up to its reputation –
> Magnums
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> Step 5 - And filling...
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> The Magnum condom was able to hold well over 5 gallons, probably about 6 all
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> before it burst. You'd have to cum about 1600 times to produce that volume
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> It's the mother of all water balloons. This is the Magnum XL, holding
> approximately 7 gallons of water and still going strong. Now that's
> a big load. You'd need a catapult to launch this thing.
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> Step 6 - Thar she blows!
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> Here's the money shot. The tension is almost unbearable as this condom
> gets filled to the bursting point. Finally the climactic moment – a huge
> explosion and a torrent of
> liquid. We have to go have a cigarette now.
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> Our Test Results
> Lubricated? Textured? Capacity Comments
> Crown Skinless Skin Yes No 4 ½ gallons
> Durex Yes No 3 ¼ gallons Looked small
> Magnum XL Yes No 7 gallons + Frickin' huge
> Magnum Large Yes No 6 gallons + Also huge
> Trustex No No 3 ¾ gallons
> Trojan Her Pleasure Yes Yes – Ridges 6 gallons +
> Paradise Super Sensitive Yes No 3 ¾ gallons Berry scented
> Kimono Sensation Yes Yes – Bumps 6 gallons +
> Kiss of Mint No No 5 gallons Mint flavored
> Vis A Vis Ultra Thin Yes No 2 ½ gallons Felt flimsy
> LifeStyles Snug Fit Yes No 3 ¼ gallons Skinnier than average
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> Based on our results, we were able to draw some conclusions about the
> capacity and durability of certain brands and/or types of condoms. Not
> surprisingly, the Magnum brand, which is designed to accommodate extra-large
> jimmies, took top prize, demonstrating a truly impressive ability to hold
> water. We had to stop filling the Magnum XL before it actually burst to
> avoid the risk of a flash flood. Not surprisingly, the poorest performer was
> the Vis A Vis Ultra Thin, holding a paltry 2 ½ gallons. That ultra thin
> latex may give better sensation, but it won't stand up to much pressure. The
> LifeStyles Snug Fit condom also demonstrated a predictably lower than
> average capacity. Trojan's Her Pleasure condom and the Kimono Sensation
> condom proved surprisingly tough, rivaling the performance of the Magnum
> brand. We think this was due to the texturing on the condom surface, which
> requires thicker latex and may contribute to the condom's ability to
> withstand pressure.
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> At the conclusion of our experiment, we were left with what looked like the
> aftermath of a weekend orgy: a pile of torn wrappers and soggy shredded
> condoms, like the swept up floor of a gay bathhouse or municipal bus. Oh
> what fun it looked like we had.
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