Paul Croft
Wed, 22 May 2002 10:52:15 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors.The President of the USA, George Bush, is making an official state visit to Caraway, Arkansas. All the locals are quite excited to have the President come to their town for the first time ever, and they've prepared quite a welcome for him.
When he steps off of the plane, everyone is quite taken aback to see the President, while dressed otherwise quite normally, looking especially resplendent in a magnificent fox hat-like a Daniel Boone coonskin, only made of fox. The cameras are clicking away as he steps off the plane. After the official greetings are over, and the mayor of Caraway has a private moment with the President away from the cameras and onlookers, he finally unleashes his curiosity. "Excuse me, Mr. President, but I must ask. I have never seen you wearing this magnificent fox hat before, and I wonder why you chose to wear it to our humble town?" The President replies: "Well, Mister Mayor, That is quite simple, you see. When I was leaving the house dis morning, I said to my wife, 'Laura,' I said, 'Laura, I am going to Caraway for the first time today! Do you thank I should wear anything special in honour of this inaugural visit?' And Laura, my wife, replied 'Caraway? Where da fock's that?'"... So I did!" -- *******SPONSOR'S MESSAGE******* Win FREE Toilet Paper in the most unique sweepstakes on the net: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> -- To unsubscribe from this list please visit: http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com Joke-xchange mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]