Paul Croft
Wed, 22 May 2002 10:57:14 -0700
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Bill Gates arrives at the Pearly Gates.... "Well, Bill," says God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Bill Gates replies, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God says, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" says Bill. "Let's go!" Bill is amazed! He sees a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There are thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about practically naked. The sun is shining and the temperature is perfect! Bill smiles, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To which God replies, "Let's go!" and off they go. Bill sees puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It's nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thinks for only a brief moment and renders his decision: "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," says God. Two weeks later, God checks up on the late billionaire to see how things are going. He finds Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He is being burned and tortured by demons! "How ya doin', Bill?" God inquires. Bill responds with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing naked in the water?" "Oh THAT!" says God. "That was the screen saver!" -- *******SPONSOR'S MESSAGE******* Win FREE Toilet Paper in the most unique sweepstakes on the net: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> -- To unsubscribe from this list please visit: http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com Joke-xchange mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]