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[xChange] Morris and Sylvia

dfhubbs
Wed, 22 May 2002 22:29:17 -0700

Morris and Sylia are each 80 years young and are thinking of getting married.They have only been dating a short while so Sylvia has some questions.
Morris? a couple of questions if I might ask...When we are married, will money be a problem?
Sylvia, My Love...as you know, I had the furrier business until the terrible fire. Luckily I had wonderful insurance and now I'm quite comfortable...money wise.
Another question Morris, how about the children?
Sylvia , my dear sweet ..as you know, I have two daughters. One married to a proctologist, the other married to an attorney...both happy, both comfortable.
Morris, the most delicate of the questions. How about Sex?
My darling Sylvia....infrequently
 
Morris is that one word or two??????
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