Paul Croft
Sat, 25 May 2002 08:12:07 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors. -- Okay people...ONE joke per week...that is all you need to do...so lets get together and see if we can get some action going here! Send in your funnies to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Paul Joys of Being over 40 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this list. *******SPONSOR'S MESSAGE******* Win FREE Toilet Paper in the most unique sweepstakes on the net: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> -- To unsubscribe from this list please visit: http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com Joke-xchange mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]