[xChange] Married in Heaven

[Di Ann Sheps]

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On their way to get married, a young couple 
are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find 
themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting 
for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. 

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they 
possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows 
up, they ask him. 
 
St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time 
anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. 
 
The couple sat and waited for an answer. . . . . .for 
a couple of months. 
While they waited, they discussed that IF they were 
allowed to get married 
in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the 
eternal aspect of it all. 
 
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we 
stuck together FOREVER?" 
 
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, 
looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the 
couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." 

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just 
wondering, what if things 
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in 
Heaven?" 
 
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard 
onto the ground. 
 
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. 

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three 
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea 
how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!?" 




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