Jack And Seetbriar
Sun, 02 Jun 2002 18:55:43 -0700
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10. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag 9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats 8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher 7. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head 6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher 5. He's fascinated by the details of your home security system 4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings 3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus 2. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks 1. No toes __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - your guide to health and wellness http://health.yahoo.com -- If you want to share pictures, use the calendar, or start a vote visit http://www.smartgroups.com/groups/jax_joxe To leave the group, email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *******SPONSOR'S MESSAGE******* Win FREE Toilet Paper in the most unique sweepstakes on the net: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> -- To unsubscribe from this list please visit: http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com Joke-xchange mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]