[xChange] [jax_joxe] pirate pick-up lines (fwd)

[Jack And Seetbriar]

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Pirate Pick-Up Lines


15> "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

14> "You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye
     out for!"

13> "Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"

12> "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

11> "See this hook?  Variable speed with five alternate
     attachments, Baby."

10> "WOW!  I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"

 9> "Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on
     raisin' tonight."

 8> "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

 7> "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie.  Care fer a swabbin'?"

 6> "Avast, me pretty!  Strike your panties and prepare to
     be boarded."

 5> "So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"

 4> "Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked
     product activation?"  (software pirates only)

 3> "Yo, ho!  Bottle of rum?"

 2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"

 1> "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants?  Because it
     appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"


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