[xChange] A Scotsman

[Di Ann Sheps]

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A Scotsman was dying.

On his deathbed, he looked up and said: "Is my wife here?"

His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you.."

The Scot then said: "Are my children here?"

"Yes, daddy, we are all here?" answered the children.

He next asked: "Are my other relatives also here?"

And they said: "Yes, we are all here..."

The Scot looked up and said: "Then who the bloody hell is in the kitchen
with
the light on?"





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