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[xChange] Ouch....

Jack And Seetbriar
Wed, 05 Jun 2002 09:46:32 -0700

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few moments
later a loud, blood, curdling scream is heard coming from the restroom. A
few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes to the restroom door to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. You're
scaring the customers." "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the
drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the
hell out of my BALLS" With that, the bartender opens the door and says,
"You
idiot!! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!







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