[xChange] Threesomes

[Paul Croft]

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Advantages

* It can get really weird
* Someone can go for beer without interrupting
the proceedings.
* There's always a hand or mouth free when
you need one.
* Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13.
* You get to watch your best friends making
love.
* You get to get watched making love.
* Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral
sex has to be experienced to be believed.
* You get strange looks when you all go out
dancing.
* You get really strange looks when you all
go out comparison shopping for condoms.
* Enough people to play gin rummy if things
don't work out
* You can safely check yourself for any
homosexual tendencies without actually doing
anything about it.
* Calling out the wrong name during climax
isn't as much of a problem, the "wrong name" is
probably the one on your left.
* Three-person showers are fantastic.
* Three-person naked belly laughs are even
better.
* Three-person kisses are best.

Disadvantages

* It can get really weird.
* Tougher for three people to decide on pizza
toppings.
* Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to
pull off.
* You may harbor paranoid thoughts that
while you're in the bathroom; the other two
are giggling over the pimple on your butt.
* Trying to find safe places to put your
elbows.
* You get to find out what kind of really
sick things your friends like.
* Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller
than you remember them.
* Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart
when drawing on your notebooks.
* Morning breath multiplied by 3.
* You might discover homosexual
tendencies you didn't suspect or want.
* You might discover homosexual
tendencies in one of your friends you
didn't suspect or want.
* You have the option of wrecking twice
the normal number of relationships.
* The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking
in on you triple.
* Sorting clothes quickly when the
boyfriend/spouse walks in assumes comical
proportions.
* Now there are two wet spots to avoid.



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