Robert Peter Arter-Williamson
Sun, 30 Jun 2002 20:59:37 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors. -- The pros and cons of Threesomes Advantages * It can get really weird * Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings. * There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one. * Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13. * You get to watch your best friends making love. * You get to get watched making love. * Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed. * You get strange looks when you all go out dancing. Especially in New Zealand! * You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms, unless you???re in Soho???s Old Compton Street! * Enough people to play gin rummy if things don't work out * You can safely check yourself for any heterosexual tendencies without the risk of a baby! And the other spunky guy can confirm that he is gay! * Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't as much of a problem; the "wrong name" is probably the one on your left. * Three-person showers are fantastic. * Three-person naked belly laughs are even better. * Three-person kisses are best. Disadvantages * It can get really weird. * Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings. * Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to manage. * You may harbour paranoid thoughts that while you're in the bathroom; the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt. * Trying to find safe places to put your elbows. * You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like. * Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them. * Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing on your notebooks. * Morning breath multiplied by 3. * You might discover a sexual orientation you didn't suspect or want. * You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships. * The odds of your spouses walking in on you triple. * Sorting clothes quickly when the spouse walks in assumes comical proportions. * Now there are several wet spots to avoid. *******SPONSOR'S MESSAGE******* Win FREE Toilet Paper in the most unique sweepstakes on the net: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> -- To unsubscribe from this list please visit: http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com Joke-xchange mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]