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[Jack And Seetbriar]

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Taken from the July FHM Magazine True Stories: Two years ago I was working
at a local video store when a guy in a Philadelphia Eagles jacket and a
ski mask came in. He walked up to my register, pulled out a six-inch
knife, and demanded the money. Thinking fast, I told him the register
would open only if we had a membership card to scan -- a total lie.  Even
so, the idiot reached for his wallet and took out his card.  I scanned it,
handed him the money and watched smugly as he took off. After calling the
cops and assuring the customers that I was fine, a guy walked in wearing
the same Eagles jacket.  Then he asked if he could use my phone because
his car wouldn't start. After hearing his voice, the customer standing
next to him knocked him out cold.  The cops came and rushed the guy to the
hospital, and we soon learned that we had the right man. We also learned
that when the customer knocked him out, the robber collapsed onto the
knife in his pocket, puncturing
his left nut.  If that's not justice, I don't know what is.









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