[xChange] Little old lady...

[Jack And Seetbriar]

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A little old lady is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks
for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink
she says, "I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's
today." The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a
drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the
woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink too." The old
woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of
water." "Coming up," says the bartender. As she finishes her drink, the
man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one too." The old women
says, "Thank you. Bartender, I would like another scotch with two drops of
water." "Comin' right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink
he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two
drops of water?" The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you
learn how to hold your liquor.
.... Water, however, is a  whole other issue."










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