Jack And Seetbriar
Thu, 15 Aug 2002 06:15:17 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors. -- Cannibals captured an English man, an American man and a Polak on an Island All three were tied to the poles waiting to be cooked.. The cannibals approached the English man and the chief cannibal said to him... First we scalp you, and then we skin you and cook your flesh and use your skin for a canoe Do you have any last request? The English man requested a knife very well said the chief handed him a knife the English man said " God bless the Queen" and slit his throat. The Cannibals the went to the American Man, telling him as well, we first scalp you cook your flesh and use your skin for a canoe Do you have any last request? The American man requested a knife as well held the knife, and said, God Bless the USA and slit his throat as well The Cannibals then went on to the Polak, who was told as well as the others, we first scalp you.. Skin you, cook your flesh and use your Skin for a canoe.. Do you have any last request? And the Polak said, yes.. I would like a Fork A fork the cannibal chief said and looked puzzled.. But very well he handed him a Fork.. The Polak held the fork way up high and started to stab him self all over his Body.. Screaming the Word.. Fuck your Canoe *******SPONSOR'S MESSAGE******* Win FREE Toilet Paper in the most unique sweepstakes on the net: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> -- To unsubscribe from this list please visit: http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com Joke-xchange mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]