[xChange] The hypnotist

[Jack And Seetbriar]

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A small Maine town was looking for a way to increase attendance and
participation at their regular town hall meetings. (or home's association
meetings). One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials
agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone
was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the towns
people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch.  The
hypnotist began chanting: "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
watch....." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.  Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped
and the watch fell to the floor. Shit," said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.










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