Jack And Seetbriar
Thu, 15 Aug 2002 09:14:13 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors. -- TO ALL EMPLOYEES The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so they asked a California pharmacologist to help them with their problem. He came up with a formula for a giant suppository. The zoo hired the people at Guittard Chocolates, in Burlingame, to make a 10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullet suppository. Administering the DAILY medication takes five zoo workers, including one person to distract Calle with treats and one person who wears a full-arm glove. Why am I telling you this???? Just think - FIVE people have jobs worse than yours! Now quit your bitching and get your ass back to work. MANAGEMENT
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