Jack And Seetbriar
Thu, 15 Aug 2002 09:14:14 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors. -- The Rabbi was not happy with the constant disturbances he was having during his sermons so he decided to call on old Abe to help him solve the 'coughing problem'. Comes the next Saturday morning, the Rabbi gave old Abe a bowl of cough drops and instrutions to give to any congregation member who was coughing a cough drop. So following his Rabbi's orders, every time a member coughed, old Abe gave them the cough drop and then strangely the member left the shul during the sermon. At the end of the service, half of the members were gone. After services the Rabbi calls old Abe at home and asked what he said to the members that made them leave the hall. Old Abe says, " So vat did I say ? ...All that I said wuz, the Rabbi said 'For Cough!' ".
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