Jack And Seetbriar
Mon, 19 Aug 2002 10:07:15 -0700
This list is a FREE list supplied by www.paulsfunhouse.com please help to keep it free by supporting our sponsors. -- Geez, I hope I never get this wasted..... This guy goes into a bar and sees a sign over the bar with a picture of a man and the words "World's Champ". The guy walks up to the bar and asks what the picture is all about. The bartender tells him that the guy is the Champ because he drank 39 pints of beer in one hour. The guy says "I can beat that record." He sits down and begins. He knocks back ten pints pretty fast. He is feeling drunk, but still in control. He gets 10 more down. He's pretty messed up, but still coherent. He gets down the next ten, and a crowd gathers around. He gets down 5 more, and the crowd starts cheering. He is fading in and out of consciousness at this point. He blacks out as he breaks the record. He comes into the bar the next day, looking like hell. Sure enough his picture has replaced the previous one. The bartender congratulates him and offers him a round on the house. He says "No way dude, last night I blew Chunks." The bartender says "So what, we've all done that. Have a round." The guy replies "No man, you don't understand, I blew Chunks." The bartender goes "I don't believe this shit! You're the Champ and you won't drink a round because you puked? That's ridiculous!!! The guy screams "You don't get it asshole! Chunks is my dog
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