[xChange] Male/female...

[Jack And Seetbriar]

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 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
      Female......Any part under a car's hood.
      Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
       2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
       Female......Fully opening up one's self
      emotionally to another.
      Male........Playing football without a cup.
      3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
      Female......The open sharing of thoughts and
      feelings with one's partner.
      Male........Leaving a note before taking off for
      a weekend with the boys.
      4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
      Female.......A desire to get married and raise a
      family.
      Male.........Not trying to pick up other women
      while out with one's
      girlfriend.
      5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
      Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
      Male........Anything that can be done while
      drinking, and ends with sex.
      6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
      Female......An embarrassing by-product of
      digestion.
      Male........A source of entertainment, self-
      statement and male bonding.
      7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
      Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a
       couple can achieve.
      Male........Call it whatever you want just as
      long as we end up in bed.
      8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
      Female.......A device for changing from one TV
      channel to another.
      Male.........A device for scanning through all
      175 channels every 5
      minutes.









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