[xChange] Ole And Lena

[Jack And Seetbriar]

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Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every
Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and,
once in a while, he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those
Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed what a fine
looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, Ole
leaned forward and said, "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in
New Ulm next Friday?" "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Well, Ole
couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and
on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New
Ulm. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena,
vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat
vould I tell my Sunday School class?" Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he
didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and
pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a
smoke?" "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School
class?" Well, Ole was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his
Ford and was driving Lena home when they passed the Hot Springs Motel.
He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Hey,
Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with me?"
 "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his
luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and
everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. The next
morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her
ha6cir all spread out on her pillow. "Vat have I done? Vat have I done?"
thought Ole. He shook Lena and she woke up. "Lena, I've got to ask you von
ting," said Ole.
 "Vat are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" "Lena said, "The
same ting I alvays tell dem. You don't have to smoke
and drink to have a good time!"









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