[xChange] The Husbands (slightly naughty)

[David Drury]

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their
wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a
virgin.

  "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 
ten times?

  "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

  Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

  Husband #3 was from Field Services;he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up

  Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

  Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art 
method.

  Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

  Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

  Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

  Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

  Husband #10 was a stamp collector;all he ever did was..God,I miss him!

  "But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
  "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
  "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

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David Drury
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