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RE: [xChange] ADMIN: Where is everyone?

John Macdonald (Europe Africa)
Tue, 29 Oct 2002 06:34:17 -0800

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City.

One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect 
contributions.

People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David, and drop money in 
the hat held by the man with the cross.

Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled with money, and the hat of the man 
with the star of David remains empty. 

A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of 
David and says: "Young man. Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country? You'll 
never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."

The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says: "Moishe, can 
you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business?"