[A classic joke]
A missionary visited a small village in a remote jungle and began
preaching the gospel.
"Jesus saves!" exclaimed the missionalry. "Bawana!" shouted the natives.
"Ye must be baptized!" exclaimed the missionary. "Bawana!" shouted the
natives
"Donate tithes and offerings!" exclaimed the missionary. "Bawana!"
shouted the natives.
Having had such a successful time, the missionary inquired of the chief
as to how he could go to the next village, to share the gospel with them
too.
The chief replied, "You go down road one thousand paces, you turn right,
climb over wall made of rocks, run across field. Many bulls in field,
you run fast, but be careful not step in bawana."
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