Last winter a male friend was laid up at home with the flu. His fiancee
called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to
him. He declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay, Honey,"
she told him. "We'll wait till after we get married. Then we can spend
the rest of our lives making each other sick!"
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