Re: [Xchange] Why fishing is better than women

[Mary McCalip]

Here's one from me


10 Ways to Annoy Cops...

...Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep
up with me!"

...When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I
thought cops had to be physically fit."

...Sway and ask if his bullet-proof vest protects him from
projectile vomiting.

...Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

...Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.

...Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your
pizza.

...Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate
high school instead.

...When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

...Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or
16th.

...When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can
you hold me beer for a sec




----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Croft" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, January 27, 2003 1:48 PM
Subject: [Xchange] Why fishing is better than women


> Okay folks...we need to revive this list...it only takes each one of you
to
> post ONE joke per WEEK and the list will be flying...with almost 200
> members here that would blow us out of the water...so find the time to
take
> one joke that you think is really funny and post it here...lets see what
> happens.
>
> Give it your best shot...
>
> Paul
>
> 1. A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
> 2. You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.
> 3. You can go in the bush anytime you want.
> 4. Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
> 5. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay
> expected of you.
> 6. Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.
> 7. A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.
> 8. 2 hours of complete silence.(ok, a 2 hour blowjob will achieve the
> same thing...but then you will owe her a diamond the size of a small
> rodent!)
> 9. You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
> 10. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.
> 11. A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.
> 12. It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.
> 13. Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.
> 14. You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.
> 15. Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.
> 16. You generally can go home with a dozen fish before anyone says
> anything.
> 17. The fish will usually nibble gently on your worm before they
> engulf it entirely in their mouth.
> 18. If you pull out too quickly, all that happens is that you have a
> happy fish.
> 19. A fish doesn't care how big your rod is.
> 20. Blowfish!
>
>
>