Eli Billauer
Wed, 26 Jun 2002 00:34:07 -0700
Hello All,
No, this isn't *really* Linux-related, but still, I think that it clears
up a few things that we all needed to know about our computers.
Eli
>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
>interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
>your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
>report.
>
>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
>double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
>corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless
>and your system's gonna crash!
>
>If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
>network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want
>to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the
printer
>down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
>gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may
>as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
>sucker's gonna hang!
>
>When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
>macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have
to
>flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn
>off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
>
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