[RecipesAndMore] Re: PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

[Sandra Warren]

This is indeed terrific! got to show it to all my family and! friends! as
the old saying goes, and just teasing, if the shoe fits, then they can wear
it! grin!

Sandy
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>
> Hi, Delma.
>
> I've got to show this one to my mom.  Not sure whether she'll laugh or
> threaten me.  *grin*
>
> LOL.
>
> Becky
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> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
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> >
> >
> > PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
> >
> >  I don't do windows because ...
> >
> >  I love birds and
> >
> >  don't want one to run into a clean window
> >
> >  and get hurt.
> >
> >  I don't wax floors because ...
> >
> >  I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
> >
> >  then I'll feel terrible
> >
> >  ( plus they may sue me.)
> >
> >  I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
> >
> >  They are very good company,
> >
> >  I have named most of them,
> >
> >  and they agree with everything I say.
> >
> >  I don't disturb cobwebs because .
> >
> >  I want every creature to have a home of their own.
> >
> >  I don't Spring Clean because .
> >
> >  I love all the seasons
> >
> >  and don't want the others to get jealous
> >
> >  I don't pull weeds
> >
> >  in the garden because ..
> >
> >  I don't want to get
> >
> >  in God's way,
> >
> >  HE is an excellent designer!
> >
> >  I don't put things away because .
> >
> >  My husband
> >
> >  will never be able to find them again.
> >
> >  I don't do gourmet meals
> >  when I entertain because .
> >
> >  I don't want my guests to
> >
> >  stress out over what to make when
> >
> >  they invite me
> >
> >  over for dinner.
> >
> >  I don't iron because ...
> >
> >  I choose to believe them
> >
> >  when they say "Permanent Press".
> >
> >  I don't stress much on anything because ...
> >
> >  "A Type" personalities die young and
> >
> >  I want to stick around
> >
> >  and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
> >
> >
> > >
> >
>
> >


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