fun: Re: Fwd: [free.uk.pets.cats] Philosophies and felines

[ReindeR Rustema]

Weer eens iets uit een nieuwsgroep.

Nu eens niet de eeuwige lightbulb-jokes om een bepaalde groep mensen 
te typeren zoals ze op 
http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html genoemd staan.

Toelichting: een topposter is iemand die bij een reply altijd 
(onlogisch) schrijft *boven* waar op gereageerd wordt in plaats van 
eronder.  Of is dit allemaal weer iets te nerdish?

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Subject: Re: Philosophies and felines
From: "Miss L. Toe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Newsgroups: free.uk.pets.cats, uk.rec.humour
The topposter would spend 3 days looking in the attic for the cat while
everyone else was looking in the cellar.
"Tony P." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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 the economist would hide the cat; bringing it out tomorrow, blaming the
 mouse on the interest rate hike; saying it was for the good of the group.
 "Miss L. Toe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
 news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 >
 > "Muttley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
 > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 > >
 > > A philosopher is defined as a blind man in an unlit cellar at midnight
 > > searching for a black cat that isn't there.
 > >
 > > A theologian is identical in all respects save that he believes he has
 > > found the cat.
 > >
 > > A lawyer, naturally, would smuggle the cat under his coat in order to
 > > brandish it theatrically when it best serves his purpose.
 > >
 > > A scientist would accept the non-existence of the cat but be at pains to
 > > point out that its non-existence could only ever be assumed; never
 > > proven.
 > >
 > > An engineer would briefly search for a cat and then employ his time more
 > > productively by constructing a superior cat replacement from the
 > > materials available in the cellar.
 > >
 > > A soldier would shoot the cat to protect the liberty of the mouse,
 > > unless he was American in which case he would conduct a shock
 > > and awe campaign to win the heart and mind of the cat and
 > > (in the process) accidentally shoot the mouse.
 > >
 >
 > A quantum Physicist would say that the cat was both in the cellar and not
 > in the cellar at the same time, but it's existence/or not was only true or
 > false if/when it was/or wasnt observed.
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