FW: Heaven

[Don Plasterer]

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Subject: Heaven
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 09:14:30 EST

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates  for
admission to heaven.

St. Peter asked them to  identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine  surgeon and
helped kids overcome their deformities."

St.  Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I  helped people
rehabilitate  themselves."
St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I
helped people get cost-effective health care."
St. Peter said, "You can come in, too."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter  added, "You can stay three
days. After that, you can go  to Hell."