[TMIC] benefits of a bag

[Alton Ryder]

This is a resurrection of an old topic.  Feel free to add your own  
experiences to this thread.

Alton:   Ahhh, the trail of wet from room to room - now I can tell  
where I have been.

Alton:   Why is one foot sort of cold, and the other very warm?

Alton:   Time to change the support hose; it is getting stiff.

Alton:   When the bag ignored too long is utterly full, the bladder  
is also.   PANIC.

Alton:   I thought I closed the valve.

Alton:   By slipping a drain tube out the bottom of the car door, I  
find relief.  Officer, that must be the air conditioner draining on  
your foot.

Alton:   Every Boy Scout knows how to permanently put out a small fire.

Alton:   When I crossed my legs, the valve had been closed.  Scout's  
honor, Betty.

Alton, welcoming Cora to this sedate group