In a message dated 1/21/2007 8:12:13 AM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I have definitely mixed feelings about Bonnie Prince Charlie's visit. His wife wears remarkably weird hats. I've asked her not to wear one when I take them on the tour of Historic Clark Park, prior to our High Tea at one of historic Spruce Hill's more elegant Victorian homes (the location of which will remain undisclosed so the Royals will have time to suck it all in, as it were, without the press, the UCHS zealots, or the great unwashed masses getting in the way). Victoria, of course, was Charles' great-great-great-grandmother, so he's tremendously interested in the authentic Victoriana we have here in Spruce Hill. How I'm going to get him past the desecrations like Home Depot replacement balusters on the few porches that haven't been torn down or infilled, the cheesy vinyl replacement windows, or the pressure-treated-wood sundecks shamelessly bolted onto the rear shed kitchens I don't know. Maybe by having the windows of the Rolls "accidentally" mirrored on both sides so he won't be able to see out while we're en-route. Always at your service & ready for a dialog ® brand 35-year resident & housing provider Al Krigman