sounds to me like someone scored a date.......:)
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Fred Giannelli)
> Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 06:06:51 -0500
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: (313) decks, fx and 909...plus a kooky 101
>
> ***** NEWS FLASH******* FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*******
>
> (Boston, MA / AXIS nightclub)
>
> Richie Hawtin's personal entourage verbally abused upon entering nightclub.
>
> The entourage which included Stewart S. Walker and his girlfriend as well
> as The Kooky Scientist and his female companion were verbally abused by a 6
> foot Black pre-op transexual/transvestite at the door of the infamous AXIS
> nightclub. She/He took enormous offence as The Kooky Scientist tried to
> get the attention of Hawtin's touring assistant Steve, to simply tell him
> to go upstairs and tell the promoter, John Debo to come down and make sure
> the rest of the entourage were admitted into the nightclub. After a
> pleasant dinner with the promoter @ the clubowners eatery Sonsie, the door
> personel @ the club refused to accept that the 4 people in line were part
> of Hawtin's entourage. The She/He who was handling the guest list, named
> MISERY started yelling @ The Kooky Scientist, calling him "rude" for not
> acknowledging her supreme authority over her magnificent domain in front of
> many shocked onlookers. As Hawtin stepped back to say that the 4 people
> were in fact part of his entourage, MISERY threw her clipboard down and
> stormed off in a dramatic hissy fit worthy of a future actor on stage or
> screen. Yet who is this mysterious MISERY? I guess we really haven't come
> a long way baby, at all. Boston drag queens working the door @ clubs will
> never live up to the standard of NYC's past finest (JoJo, Connie Girl and
> Chiclet).
>
> Although the evening had other difficulties including, Boston's second
> messy snowstorm and subzero temperatures, as well as a venue which was
> currently under radical renovation; hence Hawtin had to play in the
> intimate upstairs area which could only fit approximately 400 people.
> However, none of this hassle interfered with Hawtin delivering the goods to
> an enthralled crowd. The addition of the Roland SH-101 to Hawtin's usual
> decks, fx and 909 added a great new dimension and serious BASS to his
> flawlessly solid DJing/Live PA hybrid. Wake up promoters! The days of a DJ
> just showing up with a couple of boxes of records are numbered. Please
> take notice: weedy English Trance DJ's currently exploiting U.S. Soil.*
>
> A black cloud seems to have been following Hawtin around in recent days but
> the music presented displayed that petty political conspiracies can't keep
> a good man down.
>
> So Piss Off, Canadian authorities and egocentric club personnel. Go hassle
> the people who really deserve to be harrassed.
>
> PUFF DADDY and JENNIFER LOPEZ!
>
>
> Telepathic regards,
> The Kooky Scientist
>
> a/k/a "The Rodney Dangerfield of Electronic Music"
>
>
> *see article in current issue of XLR8R "We Need Another Boston Tea Party"!
>
> (The Boston nightclub AXIS is in no way whatsoever associated with Jeff
> Mills or Axis records in any shape or form.)
>
>
>
