You get a friend to stand by you at the decks and look like your tough manager, and they ward off these fools. Works a treat. Or you put both monitors over your ears and pretend you can't hear. ;) I've actually been pretend manager for friends DJing too. ;)
---------- >From: "Rob Theakston" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: <[email protected]> >Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ >Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:18 PM > > > I was DJing with Clark Warner and we were supposed to be doing a > downtempo tag team set, and both of us had been looking forward to this > for a while. > However, this was not going to be the case..as we had several "girls" > come up to us repeatedly during the early hours of the night asking for > us to play hip hop. > > After ignoring them for a good hour, one girl finally came up with a > stack of CDs. She went to her car and brought them in for us to play. > While this was a very thoughtful gesture on her part, the less than > pleasant side of me wanted to torch her CDs with my lighter, or play > them at extremely low pitches soaked in some Pioneer DJ EFX. > > Things only got better when the pack of banshees decided to start > yelping the mantra "hip hop! hip hop!" over some record Clark was > playing. >
