teehee, I feel your pain :) but hey at least you gave it a shot, you never know how things like this turn out eh?

last time I played (was months ago) it was a gig setup by 'a friend' who had played some of my CDs to his DJ friends at this club. they were all into it (supposedly) and said that I just had to come play. so I did. I drove over an hour on a really cold evening, to arrive early (I was told I had to get there early to do my set), only to then wait until the regular DJs stopped to take a break. the downstairs room had no heat, as in 'you could see your breath' kinda cold, and the people I invited to see me play last minute actually showed up! it was so F-ing cold I was wearing gloves trying to beatmix on some kinda CD decks system I'd never seen before - bwahahaha...

so here I am, in this cold and largely empty space, getting ready to play. the bar (and the heat) was located upstairs so it was a little weird with my friends going up to drink, down to freeze. finally, someone thought of the brilliant idea of lighting up the fireplace in the room, so that made it a little better. I played a few tunes, and 30 minutes later the guys come back saying stuff like 'oh yeah, we loved your music' but they weren't even there to hear it, and there are no other speakers to the upstairs separate DJ space, so that was odd. I asked my friend what was up with the arrangements, because he told me I was supposed to do an hour set early, which turned in to a short set late ... and he says, oh, I said that? grrrrr...

so then at the end of the night, one of the two DJs hands me $10 and says 'hey thanks for coming up here, we'd love to have you again' and made some reference to a photo shoot. then, unknown to that guy, another guy gives me $20. but the whole thing was kinda aggravating, to drive that far on a freezing night, then to sit around, wait to play, play only briefly, then have to leave. wasn't a good night.

so there you go ... thank gawd they didn't put my name on the wall - that's just too precious - LOL!

:)

lisa

ps - responding to your post beats the pants off writing my final paper for my mass comm theory class tonight, just so you know :P



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You're sitting at home with the wife (or significant other, could be a cat
as well if you are single and not "involved") eating dinner and about to
pop a movie in the player when you get a phone call.
It's the guys who run the local techno/dance night in the biggest room in
the city.
They want you to play


Tonight.

Can you be there in an hour?

You have nothing in your record bags and, in fact, haven't even * touched*
your decks in at least two weeks - except to put on some folky indie rock
stuff you bought the other day (or some weird experimental thing - just as
long as the record has no bpm count to speak of)

You weigh the situation - you haven't played the big room ever and they're
offering you two hours (start at 9pm).
 "Hmmm," you think, "could help get open the door to some more gigs and get
me out of this techno slump."

You tell them yes (how bad could it be).

So you pull your record boxes apart trying to remember where you put those
"one records you've been wanting to play out".
You shove about four hours worth of records into two bags because you have
no clue what you're going to do - or even start with.
You leave - go to cash machine - go over to friend's flat as quickly as
possible to see if he wants to get in for free by carrying a bag - get in
car - find parking and walk two blocks to club. All in about a half-hour.

You finally get into to the club, take off coat, frantically try to find
screw-on adapter for headphone jack, pull it off other headphones, get on
the decks and throw on a record that for some reason sounds slower at home
(even with the pitch zeroed out). In a confused and hurried manner look for
follow-up record, etc.
You proceed, limping through a half hour to forty five minutes of getting
your bearings on someone else's mixer/decks/soundsystem in the big room.
Several pairs of trainers in the wash later you turn around to see your
name up on the screen behind you. Luckily (?) they misspell it.

Then you've had enough and kill the deck and start over again. With a
slightly more ambient track - that plays for the entire side of the 12".
The second half of your set is better. By the time you're finally getting
into it and figuring out what records you have to work with your time is
up.
They thank you for coming down and filling in (covering some mix-up in
opening times) - then one of them gives you $20.00.
You leave the club rather disappointed with yourself, partly bothered by
the offer being dangled in front of you on such a short notice, and partly
happy that you've got an extra $20 to spend.

Then drive back home and watch movie until you fall asleep on the couch.

Anybody have something like that happen? Please share. I'd like to know
that on this Saturday night I was not alone. ;)

MEK


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