While on the subject, the best laugh we ever had was at a party just
north of Sheffield. Said promoter was a nice enough fella but his
visits to the toilet to practice his lines was unbelievable, so much so
he left about £100 worth on the cistern at one point. So, anyway we are
rocking away and I ask how long he'd like us to play for, his reply
was:
"As long as you want, I'm off to a party somewhere else"
Cheers
Martin