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----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, January 24, 2005 11:38 AM
Subject: FW: Excuse Letters - Filipino........LAGOT!!!!
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These are excuse notes from parents
(including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the
country.
My son is under a
doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute
him.
**Hala! Sige. Silya
elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had
her shot.
**pag nag-absent
pala papatayin ka...siyet! Baka may rabies...
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
**A grabe to. Nasa kalindaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon.
Hahaha!
Please excuse
Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
**ano daw????
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his hip.
**hanapin natin!
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
face.
**bwehehehe... la ako
masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil.
Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!
Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins.
**Buti pa veins niya. Close sila.
Hahahaha!!!
Chris will not
be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from
school. He has very loose vowels.
**ah.....eh....i.....ow....u....
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed
out.]
**Sinabi na kasi "LBM"
na lang e. Pasosyal pa kasi.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
**So transexual pala si
Irving?
I kept Billie home
because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she
wear.
**At least may bago
syang damit!
Sally won't
be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
**Ala e! "Mabuhay ang Patay!!" "Mayroong
Himala!!!"
Please excuse
Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed
well.
**stud service ba yung
school nya? baka gremlins siya.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
**Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan
ngayon. Hahaha!
Maryann
was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had
a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last
night.
**hahaha, telenovela...
bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang sa pansin...
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
**winner!!!!!!!!!! Anggaling!!!! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?
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