just so you know, this joke was originally a dumb blonde joke
On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:33:31 +0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > The Wit and Class of a Filipino > > A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan > officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to the Philippines on > business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. > > The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security > for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keys of a new Ferrari. > The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. > The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out. > > The loan officer agrees to accept the car as > collateral for the loan. > The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a > good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against > a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the > bank's underground garage and parks it there. > > Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the > $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, > "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has > worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, > we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles > us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" > > The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City > can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there > when I return?" > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > This e-mail message (including attachments, if any) is intended for the use > of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain > information that is privileged, proprietary , confidential and exempt from > disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that > any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is > strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, > please notify the sender and erase this e-mail message immediately. > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Le pr�sent message �lectronique (y compris les pi�ces qui y sont annex�es, > le cas �ch�ant) s'adresse au destinataire indiqu� et peut contenir des > renseignements de caract�re priv� ou confidentiel. Si vous n'�tes pas le > destinataire de ce document, nous vous signalons qu'il est strictement > interdit de le diffuser, de le distribuer ou de le reproduire. Si ce > message vous a �t� transmis par erreur, veuillez en informer l'exp�diteur > et le supprimer imm�diatement. > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > This e-mail message (including attachments, if any) is intended for the use > of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain > information that is privileged, proprietary , confidential and exempt from > disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that > any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is > strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, > please notify the sender and erase this e-mail message immediately. > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > Ask our other classmates to subscribe, tell them to send an email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Meet the McDonald�s� Lincoln Fry get free digital souvenirs, Web-only video and bid on the Lincoln Fry prop charity auction. http://us.click.yahoo.com/4XLTBB/fV0JAA/HwKMAA/oNXolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Ask our other classmates to subscribe, tell them to send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/4c-math94/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
