[4c-math94] Fw: [SASBatch90] Condoms

Mon, 02 May 2005 16:16:48 -0700

 

Oh, this is so funny!!!
 
>
>WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
>
>A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to
>walk by
>the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which
>the man
>matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use
>them to
>have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
>Yes, I've heard of
>that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks
>up a
>package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad
>replies,
>"Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday,
>and one
>for Sunday."
>"Cool" says the boy. He! notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who
>are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
>for
>Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
>"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh
>and a tear
>in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
>January,
>one for February, one for March......."
>


 Lenny

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