t'yak yun!!.... pag naupo sa pwesto si susan roces tapos natuloy ung cabinet sa baba......
THE SHADOW CABINET
ECONOMIC TEAM - Susan's thrust will be to achieve
an ECONOMIC MIRACLE that the country missed in the
80's and 90's. Nobody is better equipped in making this
MIRACLE happen than Nora Aunor (Himala). As NEDA
Secretary, Sec. Aunor will not draw water from
brooks of Kupang (Place of Himala), but would make
miracles happen by encouraging people to believe
in themselves. According to the future NEDA chief.
"Tayo ang gumagawa ng Himala" She will be assisted
by Underscretary Madame Auring to guide the
government in taking the miraculous path.
Sec. Aunor will be supported by Sec. Pepe Pimentel
(Finance) and Sec. Roderick Paulate (Budget and
Management). As Finance chief, Sec. Pimentel is
well aware of where the "Kwarta" is. And no matter how
small revenue collection will be, the public purse
will be efficiently handled and kept by Budget
Secretary Paulate in his "Bayong" with
Undersecretary Amy Perez.
Finally, the Team is completed by Trade and
Industry by the tandem of Sec. Mura and Undersecretary
Mahal to make sure that the basic commodities are priced
right, neither expensive (Mahal) nor cheap (Mura).
SERVICES TEAM - True to his populist color, Susan
will give more to those who have less in life.
Being allied with the GMA administration, MMDA Chair
Bayani Fernando will be replaced by another
Bayani, New MMDA Chair Bayani Agbayani. As such he will
scrap the Odd-Even scheme and implement a simpler
"Ocho-Ocho" traffic program, i.e., no cars in Edsa
from 8am to 8pm.
Agriculture Department will be headed by Sec.
Vilma Santos to ensure that food supply will be
bountiful in all seasons in all regions.
Housing, being the cornerstone of the Susan Roces
Administration, will be given to an equally regal
and competent person, HLURB Secretary Dolphy. As
such, he will ensure that the masses get their
deserved homes either along the riles (railroads)
or airports. The middle class on the other hand will
be helped by Undersecretary Nova Villa.
The National Youth Commission will be headed by
German Moreno so that he can help deve! lop the
talents of the millions of Filipino Youth. He will
be assisted by Commissioners-At-Large Jojo Veloso
and Alfie Lorenzo.
Social Welfare portfolio will be given to no less
than Sec. Willie Revillame. He will leave his show
to prepare for government service. To fund the
welfare programs, the young Lucky Manzano will be
appointed to the PCSO and PAGCOR.
Finally, the Department of Health will be headed
by Dr. Vicky Belo. The projects in line are as
follows: Oplan Alis Skin Disease, Tangal taba, and Libreng
Lipo sa Masa.
RESOURCES TEAM - Susan Roce's policy is the full
development of our resources for the benefit of
the people.
Department of Energy will be headed by Sec. Gary
Valenciano. No more PPA, just pure energy.
The Environment portfolio will be given to Sec.
Chin-Chin Gutierrez and supported by Bureau of
Forestry Director Rico J. Puno, Mines and
Geosciences Directress Gretchen Barreto, and
Undersecretary Jimmy Bondoc.
DEFENSE AND LAW AND ORDER TEAM - Considering the
lack of respect the citizens have for the law of
the law, Susan will implement the policy of law
without fear or favor.
The Defense Department will be given to Sec.
Annabel Rama who is feared by the devil himself. If she
can handle Ernie Maceda, why not the generals of the
AFP. If she can defend Ruffa's integrity despite
all her shenanigans, what more the integrity of the
national territory.
The Department of Interior will be headed by
another fighter, Sec. Mystica who is well aware of the
workings of the police after figuring in weekly
brawls ever since she entered showbiz. She will be
assited by PNP Chief Paquito Diaz, an expert on
mobs
and thugs.
FOREIGN AFFAIRS TEAM - Susan will continue the
current government's constructive engagement.
Among the members of the nation's new foreign service
are the following Ambassadors:
Africa Union - Susan Africa
Austria - Amy Austria
Brunei Darusalam - Cristina Gonzalez
Colombia - Ace Vergel
Germany - Baron Geisler
Israel - Dick Israel
Jordan - Jordan Herrera
Spain - Gerald Madrid
Romania - David Bunevacz
Russian Federation - Nanette Medved
Turkey - Ruffa Gutierrez-Bektas
United Kingdom - Princess Punzalan
United States - Angelica Jones
The Department of Foreign Affairs will be headed
by Sec. Melanie Marquez (Miss International) who is
very experienced in "international" relationships.
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT - Lastly, to manage all
the department secretaries, a function of the
Executive Secretary, no less than Exec. Sec. Lily Monteverde
will "manage" all of them to make sure that they
work in line with government policies. If Mother
Lily can manage the whole Regal Family (plus Regal
Babies), what more the nation's Official Family.
She will be assisted by Presidential Management Staff
Sec. Lolit Solis, another "! talent" manager. To
complete the roster of palace officials, the
residential Spokesperson's job will be given not
to Boy Abunda nor Cristy Fermin as other have
speculated, but to the reliable Sec. Rey Pumaloy
(Aminin!) to ensure that the government will not
hide anything from the public.
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huwag kayong ganyan.... baka mag-abroad nga si allan....
di ba allan ?...... =)
Regards,
Michael Hollmann
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e si allan nga e kahit wala sa abroad nag-iingles e...basta
nakainom..hehehe
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Ako ? Nope mayabang tao sa abroad eh ingles ng ingles?
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Nick, mag-aabroad ka na?
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Tama ka dyan Nick, ang stats ng OFW this year is getting bigger this year.
So pag naubos na ang mga nagtapos, wala ng boboto ng maayos-ayos.....
nakakalungkot...... =(
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"Educated": Noun, anyone who did not vote for GMA or FPJ in the last
elections? hehehe
But kidding aside mukhang dadami na naman sa "educated" ang mag aabroad.
People who have long resisted going out of the country are actually
seriously considering it?
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Subject: [4c-math94] Re: Sana tama sila... at mali ako
when i said "educated" (with double qoutes for the lack of term) i
meant not solely those who got degrees... in general it means a
person capable of being rational, pass sound judgement,
analytica/logical, wise/smart, aware of his sorroundings...
--- all at least to some extent...
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