Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an
occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was
assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never
have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the
bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his
attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
where the money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what
you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it
to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The
attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell
him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
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